The Original Computer!!

Memory was something you lost with age;
An application was for employment;
A program was a TV show;
A cursor used profanity.

A keyboard was a piano.
A web was a spider's home.
A virus was the flu.
A CD was a bank account.

A hard drive was a long trip on the road.
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived.

And if you had a 3 inch floppy.


You just hoped nobody ever found out!