A man and his wife were seeking a divorce at a local court. But the custody of their child posed a problem.
The man also wanted custody of his child. The judge asked for his side of the story too.
After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and argued,˜Your Honor, when I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?
Hai koi jawaab?