1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. "Marry me!" - That's Direct marketing... 2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich."Marry him." - That's Advertising... 3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. "Marry me!" - That's Telemarketing... |
4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)"Marry Me?"
- That's Public Relations...5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:"You are very rich! "Can you marry ! me?"
- That's Brand Recognition...6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
- That's Customer Feedback...7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband.
- That's demand and supply gap...8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she
goes with him
- That's competition eating into your market share...9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your girl friend arrives.
- That's restriction for entering new markets...
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